Steve Carell Movie Quotes & Lines – 58 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 All right. Sorry about that. Where were we? -You were sitting on the toilet.

As Gru in Despicable Me

2 But you just said they're mine. -They will be, if we successfully marry your manic energy to my brilliant plan!

Hammy The Squirrel (Steve Carell), Rj (Bruce Willis) in Over the Hedge

3 You like this cookie? -Ohh ho ho ho! -Well, this cookie's junk!

Hammy The Squirrel (Steve Carell), Rj (Bruce Willis) in Over the Hedge

4 Scary clown.

As Hammy The Squirrel in Over the Hedge

5 No, no, no! No, I'm sorry. It was a little attempt at humor. I know how much you like to laugh inside.

As Gru in Despicable Me

6 I fly to the moon. I shrink the moon. I grab the moon. I sit on the toilet... What? Sorry.

As Gru in Despicable Me

7 You wanna help me find my nuts?

As Hammy The Squirrel in Over the Hedge

8 Please select destination. -Take us home! Take us to the log!

As Hammy The Squirrel in Over the Hedge

9 Not listening to RJ! La la la la la la la la la.

As Hammy The Squirrel in Over the Hedge

10 I've had dirt. I don't like dirt. It tastes like dirt.

As Hammy The Squirrel in Over the Hedge