Captain, I don't think this is funny. No, I'm serious, captain. I ain't playing.
6 seconds sound clip from the Rush Hour (1998) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:21:42 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Come on, man. My ride over here. Put your bag in the back.
- No, no, no. You put your own shit in the back! I am not a skycap.
- What the hell you think this is?
- Captain, I don't think this is funny. No, I'm serious, captain. I ain't playing.
- You need to call the FBI, tell them you made a mistake.
- I'm sure that you and Mr. Lee will have a nice time together.
- I'm warning you, man, you better call the FBI or I'ma drop his ass at Panda Express.
- You drop this case, Carter, you're suspended for two months without pay.
[...]