Last Action Hero

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The best lines and quotes from the movie Last Action Hero (1993), with sound bites, as rated by movie-sounds.org's visitors.

Actors: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Jack Slater), Austin O'Brien (Danny Madigan), Charles Dance (Mr. Benedict), Anthony Quinn (Tony Vivaldi)

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1 I'm sorry to disappoint you, but you're going to live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has to offer, acne, shaving, premature ejaculation and your first divorce.
2 Do you think I would marry someone so stupid that doesn't know the real voice from a taped one?
3 The only drugs you'll find in there are aspirin. And if you touch that front door, you're going to need them.
4 Why am I wasting time on a dime store putz like you when I could be doing something much more dangerous? Like rearranging my sock drawers.
5 And two, how exactly are you going to snap your fingers after I rip off both of your thumbs?
6 Now, I believe it was Sherlock Holmes who said that if you eliminate all the logical solutions to a problem, the illogical, however impossible, is invariably true.
7 And Whitney. Why can she not be like every other teenager? On prom night, she stays home and field strips an AK-47.
8 I snap my fingers again, and some time tomorrow you emerge from several canine recta.
9 And stop shouting. I'm not deaf. You know why you're shouting? Because it's in the script. You're the comic relief. Yes, and you know what else? I'm the hero so shut up!
10 Have a surprise party for Adolf Hitler. Hannibal Lecter can do the catering.
 
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