And stop shouting. I'm not deaf. You know why you're shouting? Because it's in the script. You're the comic relief. Yes, and you know what else? I'm the hero so shut up!

— Jack Slater (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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14 seconds sound clip from the Last Action Hero movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 02:02:29 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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