Jack Slater Movie Quotes & Lines – 31 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Jan 12, 2025

Find and rate the best quotes by Jack Slater, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Why am I wasting time on a dime store putz like you when I could be doing something much more dangerous? Like rearranging my sock drawers.

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Last Action Hero

2 I pay a cashier at the drugstore to call me every so often at the station so the guys think I have a private life.

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Last Action Hero

3 And Whitney. Why can she not be like every other teenager? On prom night, she stays home and field strips an AK-47.

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Last Action Hero

4 Why didn't you tell me you had no friends?

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Last Action Hero

5 And stop shouting. I'm not deaf. You know why you're shouting? Because it's in the script. You're the comic relief. Yes, and you know what else? I'm the hero so shut up!

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Last Action Hero

6 I'm sorry to disappoint you, but you're going to live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has to offer, acne, shaving, premature ejaculation and your first divorce.

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Last Action Hero

7 You were in a movie? -Yes. It was called The Girl of My Dreams. It starred you. As a matter of fact, we had this very romantic scene together.

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Last Action Hero

8 May I help you? -Yes. Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house please?

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Last Action Hero

9 And two, how exactly are you going to snap your fingers after I rip off both of your thumbs?

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Last Action Hero

10 He was a good man. A flatulent man.

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Last Action Hero

Jack Slater Movie Quotes & Lines – 31 Classics (+ Audio)

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