I'd like it to say that the IRS has examined my collection, and that the IRS is fully aware of the circumstances under which I obtained them, and that my ownership is legal and without tax liability.

14 seconds sound clip from the The Eiger Sanction movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:17:10 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Twice your usual fee? Absurd!

- You want the sanction performed, you pay $20000.

- You are without conscience.

- How true.

- Which brings me to another small fee I want to get for this job.

- Which is?

- I'd like a statement from the Internal Revenue Service listing my collection of paintings.

- I'd like it to say that the IRS has examined my collection, and that the IRS is fully aware of the circumstances under which I obtained them, and that my ownership is legal and without tax liability.

- You drive a hard bargain.

- You want somebody sanctioned. I want a piece of paper.

- All right. You'll have the IRS statement this evening.

- Here is the cash.

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