From the looks of him, he couldn't find his tallywhacker with a six-man search party.

— Ben Bowman (George Kennedy)

5 seconds sound clip from the The Eiger Sanction movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:17:45 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- My dear Herr Bowman...

- My dear Herr's ass!

- You just stick your nose in that book and you come up with my reservation.

- Hiya, buddy. You're looking good.

- What's the problem here?

- Oh, this rinky-dink has screwed up my reservation. Says he can't find my telegram.

- From the looks of him, he couldn't find his tallywhacker with a six-man search party.

- I did not know this person was a friend of yours.

- Yeah, well, he's in charge of the climb.

- In charge of the climb? Oh, yes. Just one minute, please.

- All the Eiger birds are coming in. Maybe you should have given him a tip.

- Yeah. Did you meet the other climbers yet?

- They're supposed to be here in the hotel.

[...]