Alan Ford: 25 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes delivered by Alan Ford, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 You're on thin _ing ice, my pedigree chums. And I shall be under it when it breaks.

As Brick Top in Snatch

2 In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, come again?

As Brick Top in Snatch

3 Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified, in this case, by a horrible _: Me.

As Brick Top in Snatch

4 Shh... You're gonna have to repeat that.

As Brick Top in Snatch

5 Listen, you _ing fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not.

As Brick Top in Snatch

6 Of course, _ing of course. I wasn't asking, I was telling.

As Brick Top in Snatch

7 You stop me again whilst I'm walking and I'll cut your _ing jacobs off.

As Brick Top in Snatch

8 Pull your tongue out of my arsehole, Gary. Dogs do that. You're not a dog, are you, Gary?

As Brick Top in Snatch

9 Well, where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of _ing car keys, is he?

As Brick Top in Snatch

10 Oh, _ me, your lady friend got a voice?

As Brick Top in Snatch