Alan Ford Movie Quotes & Lines – 25 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 However, you do have all the characteristics of a dog, Gary. All except loyalty.

As Brick Top in Snatch

2 You're on thin _ing ice, my pedigree chums. And I shall be under it when it breaks.

As Brick Top in Snatch

3 You take sugar? -No, thank you, Turkish. I'm sweet enough.

Turkish From Snatch (Jason Statham), Brick Top (Alan Ford) in Snatch

4 It can get you in a lot of trouble, thinking. I shouldn't do so much of it.

As Brick Top in Snatch

5 In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, come again?

As Brick Top in Snatch

6 Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified, in this case, by a horrible _: Me.

As Brick Top in Snatch

7 Shh... You're gonna have to repeat that.

As Brick Top in Snatch

8 Listen, you _ing fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not.

As Brick Top in Snatch

9 Of course, _ing of course. I wasn't asking, I was telling.

As Brick Top in Snatch

10 You stop me again whilst I'm walking and I'll cut your _ing jacobs off.

As Brick Top in Snatch