Snatch Quotes with Sound Clips

Snatch Quotes with Sound Clips

The best voice quotes and funny dialogue one liners from the movie Snatch (2000).

Actors: Jason Statham (Turkish), Stephen Graham (Tommy), Brad Pitt (Mickey)

4 more actors

, Alan Ford (Brick Top), Dennis Farina (Cousin Avi), Vinnie Jones (Bullet Tooth Tony), Benicio del Toro (Franky Four Fingers)

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1 You know, fish, chips, cup of tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary-_ing-Poppins. London!

— Cousin Avi (Dennis Farina)

2 I don't like leaving my own country and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less than warm, sandy beaches and cocktails with little straw hats.

— Cousin Avi (Dennis Farina)

3 You shouldn't drink that stuff, anyway. -Why? What's wrong with it? -It's not in sync with evolution.

— Tommy (Stephen Graham)

4 Need a drink. -You can't give him a drink! -It's not for him. It's for me.

— Mickey (Brad Pitt), Turkish (Jason Statham), Tommy (Stephen Graham)

5 Cows have only been domesticated in the last 8000 years. Before that, they were running around as mad as lorries. The human digestive system hasn't got used to any dairy products yet.

— Tommy (Stephen Graham)

6 They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression as greedy as a pig.

— Brick Top (Alan Ford)

7 You been using dog _ for toothpaste?

— Bullet Tooth Tony (Vinnie Jones)

8 You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

— Bullet Tooth Tony (Vinnie Jones)

9 And the fact that you've got Replica written down the side of your gun... and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle. 50... written on the side of mine... should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.

— Bullet Tooth Tony (Vinnie Jones)

10 Speak English to me. I thought this country spawned the _ing language, and so far, nobody seems to speak it.

— Cousin Avi (Dennis Farina)

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