Jason Statham: 35 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes delivered by Jason Statham, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 If you got to deal with him, you just make sure you don't end up owing him. Because then you're in his debt. Which means, you're in his pocket. And once you're in that, you ain't ever coming out.

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2 What's wrong with this one? -Oh, nothing. It's tiptop. It's just I'm not sure about the color.

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3 What brings you two here? Run out of pants to sniff?

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4 What's in the car? -Seats and a steering wheel.

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5 My parents to be were on the same plane when it crashed. That's how they met. They named me after the name of the plane.

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6 Not many people are named after a plane crash.

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7 That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun. But I know he was really named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer.

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8 It was two minutes five minutes ago.

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9 It's hard enough to make a living in the boxing world, so every now and then you gotta do something that might not agree with your principles. Basically, you have to forget you got any.

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10 You took the _ing jam out of my doughnut, Tommy. You did.

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