Cousin Avi Movie Quotes & Lines – 20 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 You know, fish, chips, cup of tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary-_ing-Poppins. London!

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2 Do you have any idea why they call him Franky Four Fingers? -No, I have no idea. -Well, because he makes stupid bets with dangerous people.

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3 You got a toothbrush? We're going to London. Do you hear that? I'm coming to London!

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4 We've got sandy beaches. -So who the _ wants to see them?

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5 Anything to declare? -Yeah. Don't go to England.

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6 I don't like leaving my own country and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less than warm, sandy beaches and cocktails with little straw hats.

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7 Speak English to me. I thought this country spawned the _ing language, and so far, nobody seems to speak it.

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8 And when he doesn't pay up, they give him the chop, Doug. And I'm not talking about his _ing foreskin either.

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9 Shut up and sit down, you bald _!

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10 I'm not looking for Vegas, and I'm not looking for legal.

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