Albert Brooks: 35 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes delivered by Albert Brooks, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny and I know funny. I'm a clownfish.

As Marlin in Finding Nemo

2 I have to get out. I have to find my son. I have to tell him how old sea turtles are!

As Marlin in Finding Nemo

3 No! I didn't come this far to be breakfast.

As Marlin in Finding Nemo

4 I would feel better if you go play over on the sponge beds.

As Marlin in Finding Nemo

5 Something's wrong with you. Really. You're wasting my time.

As Marlin in Finding Nemo

6 You know. Alone. Without... Well, not without you, but I don't want you with me.

As Marlin in Finding Nemo

7 Yeah, yeah. I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How are you?

As Marlin in Finding Nemo

8 Are you even looking at this thing? It's got death written all over it.

As Marlin in Finding Nemo

9 So just then the sea cucumber looks over at the mollusk and says, with fronds like these, who needs anemones?

As Marlin in Finding Nemo

10 I can't read human. -Well, then we gotta find a fish that can read this.