Albert Brooks Movie Quotes & Lines – 35 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny and I know funny. I'm a clownfish.

As Marlin in Finding Nemo

2 I have to get out. I have to find my son. I have to tell him how old sea turtles are!

As Marlin in Finding Nemo

3 No! I didn't come this far to be breakfast.

As Marlin in Finding Nemo

4 I would feel better if you go play over on the sponge beds.

As Marlin in Finding Nemo

5 Yeah, yeah. I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How are you?

As Marlin in Finding Nemo

6 You know. Alone. Without... Well, not without you, but I don't want you with me.

As Marlin in Finding Nemo

7 Are you even looking at this thing? It's got death written all over it.

As Marlin in Finding Nemo

8 So just then the sea cucumber looks over at the mollusk and says, with fronds like these, who needs anemones?

As Marlin in Finding Nemo

9 I can't read human. -Well, then we gotta find a fish that can read this.

Marlin (Albert Brooks), Dory (Ellen DeGeneres) in Finding Nemo

10 So, when you said you wanted an ocean view, you didn't think that we're going to get the whole ocean, did you? Huh?

As Marlin in Finding Nemo