187 Movie Quotes about Alcohol with Audio – Page 12

Updated: Oct 31, 2026

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111 All right. Remember, alcohol equals puke... equals smelly mess, equals nobody likes you.

Adam Sandler as Robbie Hart in The Wedding Singer (1998)

112 How was your bottle of rum last night?

Quote from The Wedding Singer (1998)

113 You see, Twitchy, you get lemons, you make lemonade. And then that lemonade goes bitter and ferments and turns to pig swill.

Patrick Warburton as Wolf W. Wolf in Hoodwinked!

114 Oh yes, two more things. Always go easy on the liquor and don't go chasing women.

Quote from Invincible Iron Palm (1971)

115 Whenever you're away, the most important thing is not to get drunk and lose control of your wits. Otherwise, it'll only cause trouble, both for you and for others.

Quote from Invincible Iron Palm (1971)

116 Mom, I'm worried about Antonia. Do you know she puts on her mouse ears, she drives around town all liquored up? Naked.

Evan Rachel Wood as Kylie in Practical Magic (1998)

117 Where did this bottle come from? -Someone left it on the porch.

Sandra Bullock as Sally Owens in Practical Magic (1998)

118 Whoa. I hope you're smart enough to know that that who hit John don't go with guns. -Oh, sure. Yes, sir.

John Wayne as J.b. Books in The Shootist

119 I told you I don't drink. -Oh, champagne's not drinking. That's the minimum of alcohol and the maximum of companionship.

David Niven as Sir Charles Lytton; Claudia Cardinale as Princess Dala in The Pink Panther (1963)

120 For this, sir, is the most potent weapon in war. The fighting spirit's in this bottle.

Quote from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly