Arnold Schwarzenegger: 251 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 16

Updated: Jul 2, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Arnold Schwarzenegger, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

151 Oh, he barked up the wrong tree!

As Howard Langston in Jingle All the Way (1996)

152 This man is totally insane.

As Howard Langston in Jingle All the Way (1996)

153 I'm out all day and he's in my house putting up my star on my tree.

As Howard Langston in Jingle All the Way (1996)

154 Yep. There he is. How come billionaires are always short?

As Harry Tasker in True Lies

155 Sir? May I see your invitation, please? -Sure. Here's my invitation. (explosion)

As Harry Tasker in True Lies

156 Well, you see, this is the problem with terrorists. They're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules.

As Harry Tasker in True Lies

157 Stop cheering me up!

As Harry Tasker in True Lies

158 So basically you're lying your _ off the whole time. You see, I couldn't do that.

As Harry Tasker in True Lies

159 She's just some wacko hooker that I met down at the bar.

As Harry Tasker in True Lies

160 No, no, no. It's a snow-cone maker. That's what it is.

As Harry Tasker in True Lies