Arnold Schwarzenegger Movie Quotes & Lines – 250 Classics (+ Audio) - page 17

Updated: Jan 6, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by Arnold Schwarzenegger, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

161 Don't bother searching. The bug's in your skull.

As Douglas Quaid in Total Recall (1990)

162 First let's get rid of that bug in your head.

As Douglas Quaid in Total Recall (1990)

163 First time on Mars? -Yes. Well, actually, no. Well, sort of.

Douglas Quaid (Arnold Schwarzenegger), Benny From Total Recall (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in Total Recall (1990)

164 Do you want to know the future? -What about the past?

As Douglas Quaid in Total Recall (1990)

165 If it is my delusion, who the hell invited you?

As Douglas Quaid in Total Recall (1990)

166 Hi, little girl. Look what I've got for you - a shiny red ball. Do you want to trade?

As Howard Langston in Jingle All the Way (1996)

167 Excuse me. I may be wrong, but you are not the real Santa Claus.

As Howard Langston in Jingle All the Way (1996)

168 So I couldn't find the kid a doll. Does that make me a bad father? No. But yelling at him for no good reason? Now, that makes me a bad father.

As Howard Langston in Jingle All the Way (1996)

169 It's just a doll. It's just a stupid little plastic doll! -Uh-uh-uh. That's action figure.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Howard Langston; Sinbad as Myron Larabee in Jingle All the Way (1996)

170 Oh, he barked up the wrong tree!

As Howard Langston in Jingle All the Way (1996)