Austin Powers Movie Quotes & Lines – 20 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 For me, this is a dad issue. Dead issue. Dead dad. Deadbeat dad. Daddy didn't love me.

Mike Myers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

2 Are you telling pork pies and a bag of tripe?

Mike Myers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

3 If you are feeling quiggly, why not just have a J. Arthur?

Mike Myers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

4 You speak Japanese? -A little. -Well, you might be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater.

Mike Myers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

5 I didn't need a friend, I needed a father.

Mike Myers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

6 Mole! Bloody mole! We're not supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a mole winking me in the face. I'm gonna chop it off and cut it up and make some guacamole.

Mike Myers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

7 He ain't heavy... He's my brother, baby. Yeah.

Mike Myers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

8 Oops, I did it again, baby. Yeah.

Mike Myers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

9 You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Mike Myers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

10 Cor blimey. All your privates have had their privates painted gold.

Mike Myers in Austin Powers in Goldmember