Mike Myers: 136 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Mike Myers, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't have any friends.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

2 I'm sorry. I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. Can you forgive me?

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

3 You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

4 And a 'Bah, humbug' to you too!

As Shrek in Shrek the Halls

5 You want to give me a present? Then go away! That's all I wanted!

As Shrek in Shrek the Halls

6 Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?

As Dr. Evil in Austin Powers in Goldmember

7 Donkey, two things, okay? Shut up.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

8 Ogres are not like cakes.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

9 We need a little time, you know, to be together. Just with each other. Alone.

As Shrek in Shrek 2

10 Are we there yet? - Yes. -Really? -No!