Mike Myers Movie Quotes & Lines – 136 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by Mike Myers, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't have any friends.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

2 I'm sorry. I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. Can you forgive me?

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

3 You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

4 And a 'Bah, humbug' to you too!

As Shrek in Shrek the Halls

5 You want to give me a present? Then go away! That's all I wanted!

As Shrek in Shrek the Halls

6 Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?

As Dr. Evil in Austin Powers in Goldmember

7 Donkey, two things, okay? Shut up.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

8 Ogres are not like cakes.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

9 Hey, come on. I'm scarier than anything we're going to see in this forest.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

10 We need a little time, you know, to be together. Just with each other. Alone.

As Shrek in Shrek 2