Mike Myers Movie Quotes & Lines – 113 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't have any friends.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

2 I'm sorry. I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. Can you forgive me?

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

3 You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

4 And a 'Bah, humbug' to you too!

As Shrek in Shrek the Halls

5 Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?

As Dr. Evil in Austin Powers in Goldmember

6 Donkey, two things, okay? Shut up.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

7 You want to give me a present? Then go away! That's all I wanted!

As Shrek in Shrek the Halls

8 Ogres are not like cakes.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

9 Hey, come on. I'm scarier than anything we're going to see in this forest.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

10 Oh, I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you.

As Dr. Evil in Austin Powers in Goldmember