Mike Myers Movie Quotes & Lines – 113 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't have any friends.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

2 I'm sorry. I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. Can you forgive me?

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

3 You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

4 And a 'Bah, humbug' to you too!

As Shrek in Shrek the Halls

5 Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?

As Dr. Evil in Austin Powers in Goldmember

6 Donkey, two things, okay? Shut up.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

7 You want to give me a present? Then go away! That's all I wanted!

As Shrek in Shrek the Halls

8 Ogres are not like cakes.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

9 Oh, I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you.

As Dr. Evil in Austin Powers in Goldmember

10 Here's the chocolate. It's from Bruges. That's in Belgium. That's where Daddy's from. Yeah.

As Dr. Evil in Austin Powers in Goldmember