Shrek 2 Quotes with Sound Clips

Shrek 2 Quotes with Sound Clips

Check out some of the best quotes and sound clips sampled from the movie Shrek 2. All audio files are available in both WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Mike Myers (Shrek), Eddie Murphy (Donkey), Cameron Diaz (Princess Fiona)

5 more actors

, Julie Andrews (Queen Lillian), Antonio Banderas (Puss in Boots), John Cleese (King Harold), Jennifer Saunders (Fairy Godmother), Rupert Everett (Prince Charming)

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1 I want what any princess wants: To live happily ever... after with the ogre I married.

— Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz)

2 But the whole Kingdom's turned out to celebrate your marriage. -There's just one problem. That's not my husband. I mean, look at him.

— Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz), King Harold (John Cleese)

3 Hey, man, this don't feel right. My donkey senses are tingling all over.

— Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

4 How do you feel? -I don't feel any different. I look any different? -You still look like an _ to me.

— Donkey (Eddie Murphy), Shrek (Mike Myers), Puss In Boots (Antonio Banderas)

5 Quick! Tell a lie! -What should I say? -Anything, but quick! -Say something crazy, like, I'm wearing ladies' underwear! -I, uh, am wearing ladies' underwear.

— Donkey (Eddie Murphy), Shrek (Mike Myers)

6 So, I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be... -Ogres, yes! -Not that there's anything wrong with that. Right, Harold? -Oh, no! No! Of course, not! That is, assuming you don't eat your own young! -Dad!

— King Harold (John Cleese), Queen Lillian (Julie Andrews), Shrek (Mike Myers)

7 Well... Shrek owns his own land. Don't you, honey? -Oh, yes! It's in an enchanted forest abundant in squirrels and cute little duckies and...

— Shrek (Mike Myers), Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz)

8 What? -Leaving? I don't want to leave. -When did you decide this? -Shortly after arriving.

— Shrek (Mike Myers), Donkey (Eddie Murphy), Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz)

9 You're supposed to say I have the right to remain silent. Nobody said I have the right to remain silent! -Donkey, you have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

— Donkey (Eddie Murphy), Shrek (Mike Myers)

10 An ogre from a swamp. Oh! How original. -Well, I suppose that would be a fine place to raise the children.

— King Harold (John Cleese), Queen Lillian (Julie Andrews)

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