Shrek 2 Quotes with Sound Clips

Shrek 2 Quotes with Sound Clips

Check out some of the best quotes and sound clips sampled from the movie Shrek 2. All audio files are available in both WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Mike Myers (Shrek), Eddie Murphy (Donkey), Cameron Diaz (Princess Fiona)

5 more actors

, Julie Andrews (Queen Lillian), Antonio Banderas (Puss in Boots), John Cleese (King Harold), Jennifer Saunders (Fairy Godmother), Rupert Everett (Prince Charming)

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1 I want what any princess wants: To live happily ever... after with the ogre I married.

— Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz)

2 So, I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be... -Ogres, yes! -Not that there's anything wrong with that. Right, Harold? -Oh, no! No! Of course, not! That is, assuming you don't eat your own young! -Dad!

— Shrek (Mike Myers), Queen Lillian (Julie Andrews), King Harold (John Cleese)

3 Quick! Tell a lie! -What should I say? -Anything, but quick! -Say something crazy, like, I'm wearing ladies' underwear! -I, uh, am wearing ladies' underwear.

— Donkey (Eddie Murphy), Shrek (Mike Myers)

4 Now we have to go. I need to do Charming's hair before the ball. He's hopeless. He's all high in the front. He can never get to the back. You always need someone to do the back of your hair. -Oh, thank you, Mother.

— Fairy Godmother (Jennifer Saunders), Prince Charming (Rupert Everett)

5 An ogre from a swamp. Oh! How original. -Well, I suppose that would be a fine place to raise the children.

— Queen Lillian (Julie Andrews), King Harold (John Cleese)

6 But the whole Kingdom's turned out to celebrate your marriage. -There's just one problem. That's not my husband. I mean, look at him.

— Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz), King Harold (John Cleese)

7 But, no more wallowing in the mud? -I know. -And no more itchy butt crack? -I know! -But you love being an ogre! -I know!

— Shrek (Mike Myers), Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

8 Hey, man, this don't feel right. My donkey senses are tingling all over.

— Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

9 How do you feel? -I don't feel any different. I look any different? -You still look like an _ to me.

— Donkey (Eddie Murphy), Shrek (Mike Myers), Puss In Boots (Antonio Banderas)

10 Well... Shrek owns his own land. Don't you, honey? -Oh, yes! It's in an enchanted forest abundant in squirrels and cute little duckies and...

— Shrek (Mike Myers), Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz)

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