Donkey from Shrek: 63 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Oct 28, 2026

Movie quotes spoken by Donkey from Shrek, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Because that's what friends do! They forgive each other!

Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek (2001)

2 All right. Nobody move. I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek (2001)

3 You go and have yourself a merry Christmas. Ebenezer Shrek!

Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek the Halls

4 That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey.

Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek (2001)

5 I just know before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitch in'.

Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek (2001)

6 This would be so much easier if I wasn't color blind!

Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek (2001)

7 Yeah, right, brimstone. Don't be talking about it's the brimstone. I know what I smell. It wasn't no brimstone. It didn't come off no stone neither.

Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek (2001)

8 Quick! Tell a lie! -What should I say? -Anything, but quick! -Say something crazy, like, I'm wearing ladies' underwear! -I, uh, am wearing ladies' underwear.

Donkey (Eddie Murphy), Shrek (Mike Myers) in Shrek 2

9 I'm a donkey on the edge!

Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek (2001)

10 Please! I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. Well, maybe you do.

Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek (2001)