Shrek the Halls Quotes with Sound Clips

Shrek the Halls Quotes with Sound Clips

The funniest quotes from Shrek the Halls, featuring short sound clips and sfx.

Actors: Mike Myers (Shrek), Eddie Murphy (Donkey), Cameron Diaz (Princess Fiona), Antonio Banderas (Puss in Boots), Conrad Vernon (Gingerbread Man)

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1 His sword is a cane that tastes like crab cake.

— Puss In Boots (Antonio Banderas)

2 Well, that's a real nice way to treat your guests on Christmas!

3 Step four? That's the Christmas tree! -The tree goes inside the house?

— Shrek (Mike Myers)

4 So he grabbed up his belly and screwed up his face, and let loose a... that transformed the place.

— Shrek (Mike Myers)

5 Well, that wasn't Christmas. That was chaos!

— Shrek (Mike Myers)

6 I know all about Christmas, and I've just the book for you. 'Christmas for Village Idiots'. It's all spelled out. See?

7 Phooey with all your sunshine and lollipops! Where I come from, Christmas is a nightmare.

— Gingerbread Man (Conrad Vernon)

8 Very inappropriate, amigo. Please, allow me.

9 And right when you think that you've just seen it all, comes a huge waffle Santa that's 50 feet tall. -Ho, ho, ho!

— Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

10 He was dressed all in fur from his head to his paws. And he stood there heroic. A real Santa... Claws

— Puss In Boots (Antonio Banderas)

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