Shrek Movie Quotes & Lines – 45 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't have any friends.

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)

2 I'm sorry. I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. Can you forgive me?

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)

3 You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings.

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)

4 And a 'Bah, humbug' to you too!

Mike Myers in Shrek the Halls

5 Donkey, two things, okay? Shut up.

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)

6 You want to give me a present? Then go away! That's all I wanted!

Mike Myers in Shrek the Halls

7 Ogres are not like cakes.

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)

8 Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends?

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)

9 Attention, all fairy tale things.

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)

10 Hey, come on. I'm scarier than anything we're going to see in this forest.

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)