Shrek Movie Quotes & Lines – 68 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by Shrek, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't have any friends.

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)

2 I'm sorry. I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. Can you forgive me?

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)

3 You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings.

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)

4 And a 'Bah, humbug' to you too!

Mike Myers in Shrek the Halls

5 You want to give me a present? Then go away! That's all I wanted!

Mike Myers in Shrek the Halls

6 Donkey, two things, okay? Shut up.

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)

7 Ogres are not like cakes.

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)

8 Hey, come on. I'm scarier than anything we're going to see in this forest.

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)

9 Quick! Tell a lie! -What should I say? -Anything, but quick! -Say something crazy, like, I'm wearing ladies' underwear! -I, uh, am wearing ladies' underwear.

Donkey (Eddie Murphy), Shrek (Mike Myers) in Shrek 2

10 Ogres don't celebrate Christmas. Ogres don't celebrate anything.

Mike Myers in Shrek the Halls