Shrek Movie Quotes & Lines – 45 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

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11 That was our family. -You call that a family? That was a natural disaster!

Mike Myers in Shrek the Halls

12 Ogres don't celebrate Christmas. Ogres don't celebrate anything.

Mike Myers in Shrek the Halls

13 What are you doing in my swamp?

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)

14 Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems to have a problem with me.

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)

15 I saw this flower and thought of you because it's pretty and... Well, I don't really like it, but I thought you might like it, 'cause you're pretty.

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)

16 Will you get it through your thick head? No one here gives a hoot about Christmas!

Mike Myers in Shrek the Halls

17 So here's the thing. I'm sorry you took getting kicked out of my house the wrong way.

Mike Myers in Shrek the Halls

18 No, wait. What I meant to say is I know you're just trying to be helpful in your irritating fashion...

Mike Myers in Shrek the Halls

19 Some people can't help being annoying.

Mike Myers in Shrek the Halls

20 Yeah. You're right, I forgive you... for stabbin' me in the back!

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)