Shrek Movie Quotes & Lines – 68 Classics (+ Audio) - page 3

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

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21 Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems to have a problem with me.

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)

22 I saw this flower and thought of you because it's pretty and... Well, I don't really like it, but I thought you might like it, 'cause you're pretty.

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)

23 Will you get it through your thick head? No one here gives a hoot about Christmas!

Mike Myers in Shrek the Halls

24 So here's the thing. I'm sorry you took getting kicked out of my house the wrong way.

Mike Myers in Shrek the Halls

25 No, wait. What I meant to say is I know you're just trying to be helpful in your irritating fashion...

Mike Myers in Shrek the Halls

26 Some people can't help being annoying.

Mike Myers in Shrek the Halls

27 That's not very nice. It's just a donkey.

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)

28 Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead.

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)

29 It talks! -Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)

30 Men of Farquaad's stature are in short supply.

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)