Shrek the Halls Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 2

Shrek the Halls PosterThe funniest quotes from Shrek the Halls, featuring short sound clips and sfx.

Actors: Mike Myers (Shrek), Eddie Murphy (Donkey), Cameron Diaz (Princess Fiona), Antonio Banderas (Puss in Boots), Conrad Vernon (Gingerbread Man)

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11 You go and have yourself a merry Christmas. Ebenezer Shrek!

Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

12 And right when you think that you've just seen it all, comes a huge waffle Santa that's 50 feet tall. -Ho, ho, ho!

Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

13 He was dressed all in fur from his head to his paws. And he stood there heroic. A real Santa... Claws

Puss In Boots (Antonio Banderas)

14 Very inappropriate, amigo. Please, allow me.
15 You mean no chestnuts, no Santa, no presents, no stockings, no nut cakes? -No, none of that.

Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

16 No, wait. What I meant to say is I know you're just trying to be helpful in your irritating fashion...

Shrek (Mike Myers)

17 Some people can't help being annoying.

Shrek (Mike Myers)

18 Tomorrow's Christmas Eve! You got everything ready? -No. -You mean you haven't trimmed stockings, or hung your chestnuts or roasted the tree, or figgified your puddin'?

Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

19 Will you get it through your thick head? No one here gives a hoot about Christmas!

Shrek (Mike Myers)

20 Ogres don't celebrate Christmas. Ogres don't celebrate anything.

Shrek (Mike Myers)

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