12 Movie Quotes about King Harold From Shrek (+ Sound Clips)

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Memorable quotes about king harold from shrek, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 An ogre from a swamp. Oh! How original. -Well, I suppose that would be a fine place to raise the children.

John Cleese as King Harold; Julie Andrews as Queen Lillian in Shrek 2

2 So, I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be... -Ogres, yes! -Not that there's anything wrong with that. Right, Harold? -Oh, no! No! Of course, not! That is, assuming you don't eat your own young! -Dad!

John Cleese as King Harold; Julie Andrews as Queen Lillian; Mike Myers as Shrek in Shrek 2

3 Fine! Fine! Pretend there's nothing wrong! La, di, da, di, da! Isn't it all wonderful! I'd like to know how it could get any worse!

John Cleese as King Harold in Shrek 2

4 Uh... excuse me. I'm looking for the Ugly Stepsister. Ah! There you are. Right.

John Cleese as King Harold in Shrek 2

5 Mmm... Exquisite. What do you call this dish? -That would be the dog's breakfast, Your Majesty. -Ah, yes. Very good, then. Carry on, Cedric.

John Cleese as King Harold in Shrek 2

6 I'm sure he just went off to look for a nice mud hole to cool down in. You know, after your little spat last night. -Oh. You heard that, huh? -Darling, the whole kingdom heard you.

John Cleese as King Harold; Cameron Diaz as Princess Fiona in Shrek 2

7 But the whole Kingdom's turned out to celebrate your marriage. -There's just one problem. That's not my husband. I mean, look at him.

Cameron Diaz as Princess Fiona; John Cleese as King Harold in Shrek 2

8 Who on earth are they? -I think that's our little girl. -That's not little! That's a really big problem.

John Cleese as King Harold; Julie Andrews as Queen Lillian in Shrek 2

9 I mean, you might find you like this new Shrek. -But it's the old one I fell in love with, Dad. I'd give anything to have him back.

John Cleese as King Harold; Cameron Diaz as Princess Fiona in Shrek 2

10 Wasn't she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell? -Well, he's no Prince Charming, but they do look... -Happy now?

John Cleese as King Harold; Julie Andrews as Queen Lillian in Shrek 2