Rupert Everett: 10 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Rupert Everett, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Now we have to go. I need to do Charming's hair before the ball. He's hopeless. He's all high in the front. He can never get to the back. You always need someone to do the back of your hair. -Oh, thank you, Mother.

Fairy Godmother (Jennifer Saunders), Prince Charming (Rupert Everett) in Shrek 2

2 Ugh! -What? -Princess... Fiona? -No! -Oh, thank heavens.

As Prince Charming in Shrek 2

3 He will rue the very day he stole my kingdom from me!

As Prince Charming in Shrek 2

4 For he was the bravest, and most handsome in all the land.

As Prince Charming in Shrek 2

5 I mean, how charming can I be when I have to pretend I'm that dreadful ogre?

As Prince Charming in Shrek 2

6 What? Where is he, Mom? I shall rend his head from his shoulders! I will smite him where he stands!

As Prince Charming in Shrek 2

7 Is that glitter on your lips? -Mmm... Cherry flavored. Want to taste? -Ugh!

Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz), Prince Charming (Rupert Everett) in Shrek 2

8 Where is she? -She's on her honeymoon. -Honeymoon? With whom?

As Prince Charming in Shrek 2

9 Er... okay. Two Renaissance Wraps, no mayo... chili rings... -I will have the Medieval Meal. -Yeah. One Medieval Meal.

Prince Charming (Rupert Everett), Fairy Godmother (Jennifer Saunders) in Shrek 2

10 FYI, not my fault. -No, of course it's not, dear.

Prince Charming (Rupert Everett), Fairy Godmother (Jennifer Saunders) in Shrek 2