Fairy Godmother: 18 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Aug 1, 2026

Movie quotes spoken by Fairy Godmother, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 He endures blistering winds and scorching desert! He climbs to the highest bloody room of the tallest bloody tower... And what does he find? Some gender-confused wolf telling him that his princess is already married.

Jennifer Saunders in Shrek 2

2 You remember my son, Prince Charming?

Jennifer Saunders in Shrek 2

3 Now we have to go. I need to do Charming's hair before the ball. He's hopeless. He's all high in the front. He can never get to the back. You always need someone to do the back of your hair. -Oh, thank you, Mother.

Fairy Godmother (Jennifer Saunders), Prince Charming (Rupert Everett) in Shrek 2

4 Oh, believe me, Harold. It's what's best. Not only for your daughter, but for your Kingdom.

Jennifer Saunders in Shrek 2

5 Ah... P, p, p... Princess. Cinderella. Here we are. Lived happily ever after. Oh... No ogres!

Jennifer Saunders in Shrek 2

6 I told you ogres don't live happily ever after.

Jennifer Saunders in Shrek 2

7 Let's see. Snow White. A handsome prince. Oh, no ogres. Sleeping Beauty. Oh, no ogres!

Jennifer Saunders in Shrek 2

8 C Minor, put it in C Minor.

Jennifer Saunders in Shrek 2

9 She's taken the potion! Kiss her now!

Jennifer Saunders in Shrek 2

10 All right, look, lady! -Don't you point those dirty green sausages at me!

Shrek (Mike Myers), Fairy Godmother (Jennifer Saunders) in Shrek 2