Mike Myers: 136 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Mike Myers, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

11 Quick! Tell a lie! -What should I say? -Anything, but quick! -Say something crazy, like, I'm wearing ladies' underwear! -I, uh, am wearing ladies' underwear.

Donkey (Eddie Murphy), Shrek (Mike Myers) in Shrek 2

12 Ogres don't celebrate Christmas. Ogres don't celebrate anything.

As Shrek in Shrek the Halls

13 Oh, I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you.

As Dr. Evil in Austin Powers in Goldmember

14 What are you doing in my swamp?

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

15 Here's the chocolate. It's from Bruges. That's in Belgium. That's where Daddy's from. Yeah.

As Dr. Evil in Austin Powers in Goldmember

16 Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends?

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

17 Attention, all fairy tale things.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

18 That was our family. -You call that a family? That was a natural disaster!

As Shrek in Shrek the Halls

19 Moley-moley-moley-moley-moley.

As Austin Powers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

20 Hey, come on. I'm scarier than anything we're going to see in this forest.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)