Mike Myers Movie Quotes & Lines – 136 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by Mike Myers, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

11 Quick! Tell a lie! -What should I say? -Anything, but quick! -Say something crazy, like, I'm wearing ladies' underwear! -I, uh, am wearing ladies' underwear.

Donkey (Eddie Murphy), Shrek (Mike Myers) in Shrek 2

12 Ogres don't celebrate Christmas. Ogres don't celebrate anything.

As Shrek in Shrek the Halls

13 Oh, I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you.

As Dr. Evil in Austin Powers in Goldmember

14 Are we there yet? - Yes. -Really? -No!

Shrek (Mike Myers), Donkey (Eddie Murphy) in Shrek 2

15 What are you doing in my swamp?

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

16 Here's the chocolate. It's from Bruges. That's in Belgium. That's where Daddy's from. Yeah.

As Dr. Evil in Austin Powers in Goldmember

17 Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends?

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

18 Attention, all fairy tale things.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

19 That was our family. -You call that a family? That was a natural disaster!

As Shrek in Shrek the Halls

20 Hey! That's my princess! Go find your own!

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)