86 Movie Quotes about Balls (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: August 14, 2025

Memorable quotes about balls, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 All I have in this world is my balls and my word. I don't break them for no one, you understand?

Al Pacino as Tony Montana in Scarface (1983)

2 There are two types of balls: There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey _ balls.

Vinnie Jones as Bullet Tooth Tony in Snatch

3 Now let's see if you can defend yourself, you sweat from a baboon's balls.

Arsenio Hall as Semmi in Coming to America (1988)

4 Depart at this time, and don't be approaching any more, or we fire arrows in the tops of your heads, and make castanets out of your testicles already.

Quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

5 You always did have a scrote, boy! That's why I kept you on as a young'un.

Michael Rooker as Yondu Udonta in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

6 I like you. You have balls. I like balls.

Phil Hendrie as I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E in Team America: World Police

7 (In German) I was saying that makes two of us. I've had a gun pointed at your balls since you sat down.

Michael Fassbender as Lt. Archie Hicox in Inglourious Basterds

8 That's hitting a little below the belt, don't you think? -No. This is.

Kevin Kline as Captain Phoebus in The Hunchback of Notre Dame

9 Be quiet! Englishmen! You're all so _ing pompous! None of you have got any balls.

John Cleese in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

10 We've got balls.

Sylvester The Cat in Space Jam