88 Movie Quotes about Balls (+ Sound Clips) - page 9

Updated: Nov 28, 2025

Memorable quotes about balls, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

81 This year, we're going to grab the bull by the balls and kick those punks off campus.

Quote from Animal House (1978)

82 I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder!

Roman Troy Moronie in Johnny Dangerously

83 The human testicle is like a balloon. Sometimes, it is empty. And sometimes... it is full. And sometimes... it can explode.

Quote from Johnny Dangerously

84 Once you step out of the sunlight into the narrow corridors, it's time to protect your nuts, guys.

Quote from Bloodsport

85 Come on, _. Come on, I'll twist your balls so tight.

Rosie Perez as Carol Brazier in Pineapple Express

86 That's my ball! Rodney King. Rodney King.

Sinbad as Myron Larabee in Jingle All the Way (1996)

87 Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? You know what? Maybe you should lift some weights or take a karate lesson, and the next time he tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.

Quote from Donnie Darko

88 (In German) Why do you have your Walther pointed at my testicles?

Michael Fassbender as Lt. Archie Hicox in Inglourious Basterds