88 Movie Quotes about Balls (+ Sound Clips) - page 9

Updated: Nov 28, 2025

Memorable quotes about balls, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

81 I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder!

Roman Troy Moronie in Johnny Dangerously

82 The human testicle is like a balloon. Sometimes, it is empty. And sometimes... it is full. And sometimes... it can explode.

Michael Keaton as Johnny Dangerously in Johnny Dangerously

83 Once you step out of the sunlight into the narrow corridors, it's time to protect your nuts, guys.

Jean-Claude Van Damme as Frank Dux in Bloodsport

84 Come on, _. Come on, I'll twist your balls so tight.

Rosie Perez as Carol Brazier in Pineapple Express

85 I've got balls like _ing watermelons, I'm telling you.

Ewen Bremner as Spud in Trainspotting (1996)

86 That's my ball! Rodney King. Rodney King.

Sinbad as Myron Larabee in Jingle All the Way (1996)

87 Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? You know what? Maybe you should lift some weights or take a karate lesson, and the next time he tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.

Jake Gyllenhaal as Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko

88 (In German) Why do you have your Walther pointed at my testicles?

Michael Fassbender as Lt. Archie Hicox in Inglourious Basterds