86 Movie Quotes about Balls (Sound Clips) - page 8

Updated: Aug 14, 2025

Memorable quotes about balls, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

71 All right, hold on while I try and find my balls, for God's sakes. One, two and three. Okay. I'm okay.

Mike Myers as Dr. Evil in Austin Powers in Goldmember

72 How come all you guys sit on your helmet? -So we don't get our balls blown off.

Quote from Apocalypse Now

73 Well, next time, be polite to my nuts.

Chris Tucker as Detective James Carter in Rush Hour (1998)

74 Well, it's nothing any American with balls of steel wouldn't do for his community.

Quote from The Mask (1994)

75 I always recognise you! You know why? You always kick me in the balls!

Quote from Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

76 I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime.

Quote from The Wolf of Wall Street

77 This year, we're going to grab the bull by the balls and kick those punks off campus.

Quote from Animal House (1978)

78 I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder!

Roman Troy Moronie in Johnny Dangerously

79 The human testicle is like a balloon. Sometimes, it is empty. And sometimes... it is full. And sometimes... it can explode.

Quote from Johnny Dangerously

80 You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? Twister.

Mike Myers as Fat Bastard in Austin Powers in Goldmember