86 Movie Quotes about Balls (+ Sound Clips) - page 8

Updated: Aug 14, 2025

Memorable quotes about balls, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

71 All right, hold on while I try and find my balls, for God's sakes. One, two and three. Okay. I'm okay.

Mike Myers as Dr. Evil in Austin Powers in Goldmember

72 How come all you guys sit on your helmet? -So we don't get our balls blown off.

Marlon Brando as Colonel Walter Kurtz in Apocalypse Now

73 Well, next time, be polite to my nuts.

Chris Tucker as Detective James Carter in Rush Hour (1998)

74 You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? Twister.

Mike Myers as Fat Bastard in Austin Powers in Goldmember

75 Well, it's nothing any American with balls of steel wouldn't do for his community.

Jim Carrey as Stanley Ipkiss in The Mask (1994)

76 I always recognise you! You know why? You always kick me in the balls!

Burt Reynolds as Bandit in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

77 I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime.

Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

78 This year, we're going to grab the bull by the balls and kick those punks off campus.

John Belushi as John "Bluto" Blutarsky in Animal House (1978)

79 I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder!

Roman Troy Moronie in Johnny Dangerously

80 The human testicle is like a balloon. Sometimes, it is empty. And sometimes... it is full. And sometimes... it can explode.

Michael Keaton as Johnny Dangerously in Johnny Dangerously

86 Movie Quotes about Balls (+ Sound Clips) - page 8

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