Fat Bastard: 15 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Fat Bastard, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 But when you're an overweight child in a society that demands perfection. Well, your sense of right, wrong fair and unfair will always be tragically skewed.

Mike Myers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

2 What the? I didn't have any corn.

Mike Myers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

3 Hey, diaper lady. Here's my diaper.

Mike Myers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

4 Oh, even stink would say that stinks.

Mike Myers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

5 Well, to be honest with you, I've been trying to go legit. I really take my sumo wrestling seriously, you know.

Mike Myers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

6 Ow, my titties! Ow, you gave me a nurple.

Mike Myers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

7 Ah, Jesus Christ. This diaper's making my nuts rub together. It's gonna start a fire.

Mike Myers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

8 You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell other people's cooking on each floor and you go: What are they cooking? That, plus crap.

Mike Myers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

9 The Zone. You know, carbs are the enemy? We don't like carbs, you know what I mean?

Mike Myers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

10 All right, analysis: Oh, it smells like carrots and throw-up.

Mike Myers in Austin Powers in Goldmember