Martin Short Movie Quotes & Lines – 55 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

Movie quotes of Martin Short (March 26, 1950 – Present), featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 What does that mean? Infamous? -In-famous is when you're more than famous.

2 What am I doing in Mexico? -I've been shot already. -I know.

3 Get your filthy flippers off my girl!

As Hubie The Penguin in The Pebble and the Penguin

4 What do you call a flower before it opens? -A bud. -I love it when you call me bud.

5 Yeah, diesels love their oil like a sailor loves his rum. -Huh! Yes, they do. Why is that, Captain Ron? -Ah, nobody knows. Huh.

As Captain Ron in Captain Ron

6 Wait a minute! You can't take our clothes. You gave us these clothes. They were presents!

As Ned Nederlander in Three Amigos

7 There's no hotel in this town. -Great. No hotel. I could kill somebody.

As Ned Nederlander in Three Amigos

8 I think it's a mail plane. -How can you tell? -Well, didn't you notice its little balls?

As Ned Nederlander in Three Amigos

9 Say, those guys look pretty good. -Are you kidding? They're doing every cliché in the book.

10 Tell us we will die like dogs. -What? -Tell us we will die like dogs.

As Ned Nederlander in Three Amigos