Martin Short: 55 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

Movie quotes of Martin Short (March 26, 1950 – Present), featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Get your filthy flippers off my girl!

As Hubie The Penguin in The Pebble and the Penguin

2 What am I doing in Mexico? -I've been shot already. -I know.

3 What do you call a flower before it opens? -A bud. -I love it when you call me bud.

4 Wait a minute! You can't take our clothes. You gave us these clothes. They were presents!

As Ned Nederlander in Three Amigos

5 This is the chance of a lifetime. -This is the end of a lifetime.

6 There's no hotel in this town. -Great. No hotel. I could kill somebody.

As Ned Nederlander in Three Amigos

7 Concern is increasing about our captain. He lost our ladder. Doesn't navigate. And, in my opinion, steers badly.

As Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

8 Do you love the girl? -Of course, I do. I... -Then shut up.

9 Can't you even admit that you like me just a little?

As Hubie The Penguin in The Pebble and the Penguin

10 Tell us we will die like dogs. -What? -Tell us we will die like dogs.

As Ned Nederlander in Three Amigos