Steve Martin Movie Quotes & Lines – 171 Classics (+ Audio)

Find the best movie quotes of Steve Martin (August 14, 1945 – Present), with sound clips of his most memorable lines in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 It was a good idea of me to make all passwords password. It's so easy to remember.

As Captain Smek in Home (2015)

2 The internet does not lie!

As Captain Smek in Home (2015)

3 I invented running away.

As Captain Smek in Home (2015)

4 Yes, but before that, you has made your mistake. And many mistakes before that. Many, many, many, many... Many mistakes before that!

As Captain Smek in Home (2015)

5 We are doomed! Run away! Make a path, I'm holding a baby.

As Captain Smek in Home (2015)

6 Where's your other hand? -Between two pillows. -Those aren't pillows!

John Candy as Del Griffith; Steve Martin as Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

7 I'll know after one word if she's faking... -Hello? -She's faking.

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

8 It was a street of frustrated hopes and broken dreams. Everything was cheap, cut-rate. Even the prostitutes were having a sale.

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

9 Hold it, pal. I'm from the health department. We have a report that your soup has too much jewellery in it.

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

10 I always carry my harmonica. It's lighter than an accordion, and more powerful than a sleeping pill.

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid