Steve Martin Movie Quotes & Lines – 170 Classics (+ Audio)

Find the best movie quotes of Steve Martin (August 14, 1945 – Present), with sound clips of his most memorable lines in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Yes, but before that, you has made your mistake. And many mistakes before that. Many, many, many, many... Many mistakes before that!

As Captain Smek in Home (2015)

2 It was a good idea of me to make all passwords password. It's so easy to remember.

As Captain Smek in Home (2015)

3 The internet does not lie!

As Captain Smek in Home (2015)

4 I invented running away.

As Captain Smek in Home (2015)

5 Not that purple. The other purple. The other purple... That one.

As Captain Smek in Home (2015)

6 We are doomed! Run away! Make a path, I'm holding a baby.

As Captain Smek in Home (2015)

7 Where's your other hand? -Between two pillows. -Those aren't pillows!

John Candy as Del Griffith; Steve Martin as Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

8 You cannot guarantee you would not make a mistake again.

As Captain Smek in Home (2015)

9 Run for my life! Out of my way! I am captain!

As Captain Smek in Home (2015)

10 I'll know after one word if she's faking... -Hello? -She's faking.

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid