171 Quotes by Steve Martin (Sound Clips) - page 2

Last updated on: June 13, 2024

34 years old Steve Martin

Find the best movie quotes of Steve Martin (August 14, 1945 – Present), with sound clips of his most memorable lines in MP3 and WAV formats.

11 Have these men ever told you that your eyes are like two Chinese coins with dollops of caviar in the center?

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

12 She took direction like a pig takes to garbage.

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

13 A half-bottle of bourbon later I still couldn't believe it.

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

14 All dames are alike. They reach down your throat, so they can grab your heart and pull it out, they throw it on the floor and they step on it with their high heels.

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

15 Dead men don't wear plaid... I still don't know what it means.

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

16 Sorry. My price for leaving stinking towns is 11500, and a kiss on the lips from Carmen Miranda.

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

17 What do you know about a plane that's arriving with a bunch of Germermans on it? Germerm... Germans... Germermans. There's a plane with mermans on it.

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

18 Wait a second. I think you misread who you're talking to here. -Misread?

As Lucky Day in Three Amigos

19 Well, you dirt-eating piece of slime, you scum-sucking pig, you son of a motherless goat!

As Lucky Day in Three Amigos

20 You will die like dogs. -No, we will not die like dogs! We will fight like lions.

As Lucky Day in Three Amigos

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