Steve Martin Movie Quotes & Lines – 172 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

Updated: Jul 2, 2026

Find the best movie quotes of Steve Martin (August 14, 1945 – Present), with sound clips of his most memorable lines in MP3 and WAV formats.

11 It was a street of frustrated hopes and broken dreams. Everything was cheap, cut-rate. Even the prostitutes were having a sale.

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

12 Hold it, pal. I'm from the health department. We have a report that your soup has too much jewellery in it.

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

13 I always carry my harmonica. It's lighter than an accordion, and more powerful than a sleeping pill.

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

14 Immer essen... That means 'always eating'. -What language? -German. -It's also the name of a South American cruise ship.

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

15 Same old Doris. She used to get smoked turkey so it would keep for months. The when it finally went bad, she'd feed it to the maid.

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

16 Have these men ever told you that your eyes are like two Chinese coins with dollops of caviar in the center?

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

17 She took direction like a pig takes to garbage.

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

18 A half-bottle of bourbon later I still couldn't believe it.

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

19 All dames are alike. They reach down your throat, so they can grab your heart and pull it out, they throw it on the floor and they step on it with their high heels.

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

20 Dead men don't wear plaid... I still don't know what it means.

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid