Navin R. Johnson Movie Quotes & Lines – 60 Classics (+ Audio)

Revisit the funniest lines of Navin R. Johnson, the endearing and naive protagonist from The Jerk, with short sound clips available in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Don't trust whitey. The Lord loves a working' man, don't trust whitey.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

2 Hey, guess what? You are our eighth customer today. You won a free oven mitt. Hah! I'll go get it for you.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

3 No, I can't make out the license number, but it'll be pulling a small church. So, any blue Chevy pulling a small church, I figure that'd be the one. Yeah. Uh-huh.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

4 He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans!

Steve Martin in The Jerk

5 Frosty, my boss, told me there's a big future in weight guessing.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

6 That was really good pizza. -Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy's unbelievable. He ran the old Cup O' Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to get this.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

7 Do you think it's possible that some day you could make love with me and think of him? -Who knows? Maybe you and he can make love and you could think of me.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

8 I will need two pieces of identification. -Ah, yes. I have my temporary driver's license. and my Astronaut Application form.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

9 Father, you seem like a religious man.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

10 Good Lord. I've heard about this cat juggling.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

Navin R. Johnson Movie Quotes & Lines – 60 Classics (+ Audio)

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