Navin R. Johnson Movie Quotes & Lines – 60 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

Revisit the funniest lines of Navin R. Johnson, the endearing and naive protagonist from The Jerk, with short sound clips available in MP3 and WAV formats.

11 Sir, you are talking to a nigger!

Steve Martin in The Jerk

12 It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

13 You mean I'm gonna stay this color?

Steve Martin in The Jerk

14 You wanna come in and sing some blues? -No, thanks. There's something' about those songs, they depress me.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

15 My key is for customers who buy gas. -Oh! I'm buying gas. -I don't see no car. -I just need enough for my lighter.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

16 Get to work in there. -But, sir, I don't work here. -Not even for $1.10 an hour?

Steve Martin in The Jerk

17 Oh, no thanks, I don't smoke. What kind of cigarette is that? -A joint. -Joint? They don't make 'em very good.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

18 Anything else? -Yeah. We'll take that money you got in your pocket. -Oh, sure. I'll just put it on the card.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

19 The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!

Steve Martin in The Jerk

20 Damn these glasses, son. -Yes, sir, I damn thee. -Damn.

Steve Martin in The Jerk