Navin R. Johnson Movie Quotes & Lines – 60 Classics (+ Audio) - page 6

Revisit the funniest lines of Navin R. Johnson, the endearing and naive protagonist from The Jerk, with short sound clips available in MP3 and WAV formats.

51 Ah! It's a profit deal. That takes the pressure off.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

52 Have you seen a 5-year-old boy, blond hair, and he's wearing a T-shirt that says '_' on it? -No. There was just one kid earlier, had a T-shirt that said 'Life sucks' on it.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

53 If I was a fella, I'd be around all the time. -Well, see if you can work it out. We have a date tomorrow.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

54 She tattooed my name on her _. Not just my name, a lot of names. And funny sayings, too. She's got one up there that says, 'Slippery when wet.'

Steve Martin in The Jerk

55 Float right down the end of this cornet. Right through here. Through these valves, right along this tube, come right up against your lips, and give you a kiss. -Why didn't you? -I didn't want to get spit on me.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

56 I've been trying to contact her. I don't know where she is. I'd give anything to find out... That sounds a little high. How about $75?

Steve Martin in The Jerk

57 Honey! Why the gloom? It's not the end of the rainbow.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

58 And that's all I need, too. I don't need one other thing! Not one... I need this. The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control and the matches, for sure!

Steve Martin in The Jerk

59 And this. That's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control and this paddle game, and this magazine and the chair.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

60 You protected me! You must really like me.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

Navin R. Johnson Movie Quotes & Lines – 60 Classics (+ Audio) - page 6

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