Navin R. Johnson Movie Quotes & Lines – 60 Classics (+ Audio) - page 4

Revisit the funniest lines of Navin R. Johnson, the endearing and naive protagonist from The Jerk, with short sound clips available in MP3 and WAV formats.

31 I know this is our first date, but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend, you could think of me? -Well, I haven't made love to him yet. -That's too bad.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

32 I've got one! I've got a special purpose! -You do? -Yes, it's fantastic! It's great! It's unbelievable! And I was afraid to tell you about it! Your mother's gonna love me!

Steve Martin in The Jerk

33 You look so beautiful and peaceful, you almost look dead.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

34 I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit. I've never been relaxed enough around anyone to be able to say that. You give me confidence in myself.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

35 The first day seemed like a week. And the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

36 You'd love her, Ma. She looks just like you. Except she's white and blond.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

37 There are some charity people here to see you, sir. -No! Send them away! There's a lot of people more deserving than me. -Ah, but these people want you to give. -Oh. Okay.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

38 We'll keep the eggplants out. -Ah, good. We don't want any vegetables. -No, no. The jungle bunnies. -Of course. They'll eat the vegetables.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

39 Would monsieur care for another bottle of the Chateau Latour? -Ah, yes, but no more 1966. Let's splurge. Bring us some fresh wine. The freshest you've got. This year's. No more of this old stuff. -Oui, monsieur.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

40 Waiter! There are snails on her plate. Now get them out of here before she sees them. Look away! Just look away! And keep your eyes that way!

Steve Martin in The Jerk

Navin R. Johnson Movie Quotes & Lines – 60 Classics (+ Audio) - page 4

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