- My key is for customers who buy gas.
- Oh! I'm buying gas.
- I don't see no car.
- I just need enough for my lighter.

Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

11 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:14:39.879 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- It's exciting'. It's just exciting to have this kind of life on the road. A guy and his dog.

- St. Louis?

- No. Navin Johnson.

- No, do you want a lift to St. Louis?

- Oh! Okay, thanks.

- Hop in.

- This will be fine. Right here.

- Thank you.

- Where you going'?

- To the bathroom.

- You gotta have a key.

- Can I get one?

- My key is for customers who buy gas.

- Oh! I'm buying gas.

- I don't see no car.

- I just need enough for my lighter.

- Oh, look at this. And my wife wanted me to stay home today. Look what I would have missed. A complete fill-up for a whole lighter, huh?

- It's on that wall.

- Thank you.

- And don't walk away with it.

- I won't.

- Hey, pop-top. Hey, silverbird, I'm talking' to you.

- Huh?

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