Bernadette Peters Movie Quotes & Lines – 10 Classics (+ Audio)

Find the best movie quotes of Bernadette Peters (February 28, 1948 – Present), with sound clips of her memorable lines in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Do you think it's possible that some day you could make love with me and think of him? -Who knows? Maybe you and he can make love and you could think of me.

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

2 Remember how you told me to take unnecessary lessons? Well, I just took a lesson.

As Marie Kimble Johnson in The Jerk

3 What were they? -Couple of dozen roses. -Look like daisy stems. -What? That guy gypped me. He put daisy stems on my roses.

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

4 Hey, look, these hoodlums are dangerous. I think we ought to get out of here before she sees us. -She? -What? -You said she. -No. No. I always call a gang 'she.' It's like when you call a boat 'she,' or a hurricane 'she.' -Or a girl?

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

5 Jeez! This _ really worked.

As Marie Kimble Johnson in The Jerk

6 I don't care about losing all the money. It's losing all the stuff.

As Marie Kimble Johnson in The Jerk

7 Why are you crying? And why are you wearing that old dress? -Because I just heard a song on the radio that reminded me of the way we were. -What was it? -The Way We Were.

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

8 Have you seen a 5-year-old boy, blond hair, and he's wearing a T-shirt that says '_' on it? -No. There was just one kid earlier, had a T-shirt that said 'Life sucks' on it.

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

9 If I was a fella, I'd be around all the time. -Well, see if you can work it out. We have a date tomorrow.

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

10 I don't wanna puke!

As Marie Kimble Johnson in The Jerk

Bernadette Peters Movie Quotes & Lines – 10 Classics (+ Audio)

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