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Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › The Jerk

- Damn these glasses, son.
- Yes, sir, I damn thee.
- Damn.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

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7 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:26:22.540 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Let's check the oil together.

- Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

- Son-of-a-blocking bastard.

- Looks good to me, sir, but I'd like your opinion.

- Damn these glasses. It looks good to me, too.

- Hurry up, son, time's a-wasting'.

- I'm going to the john. Don't forget to check those tires.

- Damn these glasses, son.

- Yes, sir, I damn thee.

- Damn.

- Damn these glasses!

- Sir. I can fix those glasses.

- You can? Well, here, fix those suckers.

- Shit!

- Sir? Guess what? I fixed them.

- I was back there thinking, 'What causes glasses to slip on and off?' And it's because when you take them on and off, you're always putting pressure on the frames like this. It causes 'em to spread.

[...]

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Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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