59 Movie Quotes about Glasses (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

Memorable quotes about glasses, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? Ha! You hit a guy with glasses. That's... Well played.

Alan Tudyk as King Candy in Wreck-It Ralph

2 You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? Huh?

Jack Nicholson as The Joker in Batman (1989)

3 Don't tap the glass. They hate it when you do that.

Zach Braff as Chicken Little in Chicken Little

4 Don't you think they make me look smarter? -Nah. You can still see your face.

Stockard Channing as Betty Rizzo; Stockard Channing as Pink Ladies in Grease (1978)

5 You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!

Ben Stiller as Hal L. in Happy Gilmore

6 Boy, I got vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals.

Paul Newman as Butch Cassidy in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

7 Now, let me see where I put my spectacles because I wouldn't want to make no financial mistake.

Scatman Crothers as Moses in The Shootist

8 Don't whine, glasses.

David Ogden Stiers as Cogsworth in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

9 Sometimes, when he's in a bad mood, or feeling lonely, we hear him thumping around, breaking glasses and bottles, trying so hard to communicate with us.

Elsa Lanchester as Emily Stowecroft in Blackbeard's Ghost (1968)

10 You broke my glasses! You broke my glasses!

Sean Astin as Michael "Mikey" Walsh in The Goonies