David Ogden Stiers: 64 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Sep 2, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by David Ogden Stiers, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 And then the axman cometh? -You got it. Only he was screaming. -Arghh? -Like a maniac.

2 Master, I'd like to take this moment to say I was against this from the start. It was all his fault.

As Cogsworth in Beauty and the Beast (1991)

3 If the master finds out about this, it will be our necks.

As Cogsworth in Beauty and the Beast (1991)

4 Pudding? With... With custard? -What do you think we are, barbarians? Of course with custard.

Lumière (Jerry Orbach), Cogsworth (David Ogden Stiers) in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

5 Say, Tommy, you lose some weight? -Uh, no. -Didn't think so.

As Nicky Flippers in Hoodwinked!

6 He can see in the dark and move objects 3000 times his size.

David Ogden Stiers as Dr. Jumba Jookiba; Jumba Jookiba in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

7 I beg your pardon, old friend, but I believe I told you.

As Cogsworth in Beauty and the Beast (1991)

8 You most certainly did not, you pompous, paraffin-headed pea-brain!

As Cogsworth in Beauty and the Beast (1991)

9 They call me Red because of this red hood I wear. -What about when you're not wearing it? -I usually wear it.

10 And bring in a police sketch artist. No, make it a cartoonist.

As Nicky Flippers in Hoodwinked!