David Ogden Stiers Movie Quotes & Lines – 16 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Jul 1, 2025

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1 He can see in the dark and move objects 3000 times his size.

As Jumba Jookiba in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

2 What? After all you put me through you expect me to help you just like that? Just like that? -Ih. Fine.

As Jumba Jookiba in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

3 Monstrosity? What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call it experiment 6-2-6.

As Jumba Jookiba in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

4 Why will he risk drowning?

As Jumba Jookiba in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

5 Oh, your head looks swollen. -Actually, she's just ugly.

Jumba Jookiba (David Ogden Stiers), Nani Pelekai (Tia Carrere) in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

6 You can't right all the wrongs of this world by yourself.

As The Archdeacon in The Hunchback of Notre Dame

7 He is bulletproof, fireproof and can think faster than supercomputer.

As Jumba Jookiba in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

8 I designed this creature for to be unstoppable.

As Jumba Jookiba in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

9 He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs and steal everyone's left shoe.

As Jumba Jookiba in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

10 You could do with a makeover. I tried to give you my good looks, but let's face it, something went wrong.

As Jumba Jookiba in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

David Ogden Stiers Movie Quotes & Lines – 16 Classics (+ Audio)

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