Cogsworth: 23 Movie Quotes with Audio

From witty warnings to castle chaos, find top Cogsworth quotes—plus iconic banter with Lumière—each with quick MP3/WAV audio you can play and rate.

1 Master, I'd like to take this moment to say I was against this from the start. It was all his fault.

David Ogden Stiers in Beauty and the Beast (1991)

2 If the master finds out about this, it will be our necks.

David Ogden Stiers in Beauty and the Beast (1991)

3 Pudding? With... With custard? -What do you think we are, barbarians? Of course with custard.

Lumière (Jerry Orbach), Cogsworth (David Ogden Stiers) in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

4 I beg your pardon, old friend, but I believe I told you.

David Ogden Stiers in Beauty and the Beast (1991)

5 You most certainly did not, you pompous, paraffin-headed pea-brain!

David Ogden Stiers in Beauty and the Beast (1991)

6 Don't whine, glasses.

David Ogden Stiers in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

7 I knew it. I knew it was foolish to get our hopes up.

David Ogden Stiers in Beauty and the Beast (1991)

8 Couldn't keep quiet, could we? Just had to invite him to stay, didn't we? Serve him tea, sit in the master's chair. Pet the pooch.

David Ogden Stiers in Beauty and the Beast (1991)

9 Now, then, if I may draw your attention to the flying buttresses above the...

David Ogden Stiers in Beauty and the Beast (1991)

10 You know, perhaps there is something there that wasn't there before

David Ogden Stiers in Beauty and the Beast (1991)