The Joker Movie Quotes & Lines – 78 Classics (+ Audio)

The Joker in the 1993 film Mask Of The Phantasm

This page brings together the Joker's unforgettable quotes, from the dark and brooding to the absurdly hilarious. Featuring short audio clips in MP3 and WAV formats, you can experience the full impact of the Joker's voice, adding a new dimension to these legendary lines.

1 You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? Huh?

Jack Nicholson in Batman (1989)

2 I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.

Jack Nicholson in Batman (1989)

3 He was a thief and a terrorist. On the other hand, he had a tremendous singing voice.

Jack Nicholson in Batman (1989)

4 Now, ain't that a co-inky-dink?

Mark Hamill in Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

5 I've been dead once already. It's very liberating. You should think of it as therapy.

Jack Nicholson in Batman (1989)

6 Jack? Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.

Jack Nicholson in Batman (1989)

7 Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?

Jack Nicholson in Batman (1989)

8 The pen is truly mightier than the sword.

Jack Nicholson in Batman (1989)

9 Bad tie. No style.

Jack Nicholson in Batman (1989)

10 I know what you're saying: Where can I get these fine, new items? Well, that's the gag. Chances are, you bought them already.

Jack Nicholson in Batman (1989)