Navin R. Johnson Movie Quotes & Lines – 60 Classics (+ Audio) - page 3

Revisit the funniest lines of Navin R. Johnson, the endearing and naive protagonist from The Jerk, with short sound clips available in MP3 and WAV formats.

21 Oh, my God. I'm endangering your life. Cover me. -You're covered.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

22 For $1, I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

23 Hey, you're really trying to be accurate.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

24 Do you ever think we'll get to know each other well enough to kiss? -We don't have to. You're my man. It's like we're married.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

25 First I get my name in the phone book, and now I'm on your _. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

26 Do you have any boyfriends? -Not really. -Are they crazy?

Steve Martin in The Jerk

27 What's your name? -Marie. What's yours? -I'll tell you tomorrow. It'll give us something interesting to talk about.

Steve Martin in The Jerk

28 What were they? -Couple of dozen roses. -Look like daisy stems. -What? That guy gypped me. He put daisy stems on my roses.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson; Bernadette Peters as Marie Kimble Johnson in The Jerk

29 Hey, look, these hoodlums are dangerous. I think we ought to get out of here before she sees us. -She? -What? -You said she. -No. No. I always call a gang 'she.' It's like when you call a boat 'she,' or a hurricane 'she.' -Or a girl?

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson; Bernadette Peters as Marie Kimble Johnson in The Jerk

30 Really? A cosmetologist? That's unbelievable. That's impressive. It must be tough to handle the weightlessness.

Steve Martin in The Jerk