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Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › The Jerk

For $1, I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

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5 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:31:25.717 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Hey, he ain't no carnival personnel.

- So, Mom, when I told Mr. Hartounian I'd come back, he said 'Don't be a putz. See the world. Me, you've seen already.'

- I took his advice and got a job with SJM Fiesta Shows as a weight guesser.

- Frosty, my boss, told me there's a big future in weight guessing.

- Enclosed is $4.75 for my loving family. P.S. Is Grandma still farting'?

- For $1, I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.

- The most exciting thing on the midway.

- Imagine the thrill of getting your weight guessed by a professional.

- You can blow up your cheeks, you can stick out your chest, but you're not going to fool the guesser.

- How about you, sir? Step right up.

[...]

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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