89 Movie Quotes about Weight (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Mar 29, 2026

Memorable quotes about weight, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Excuse me, ma'am? We have a 300-pound weight limit.

Eddie Murphy as Norbit in Norbit

2 I don't know why everybody trying to lose weight in the first place!

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

3 Now make sure the rope is tight. It's got to hold the weight of a pig.

Eli Wallach as Tuco in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

4 Did you lose weight? Or a limb?

John Goodman as James P. Sulley Sullivan in Monsters, Inc.

5 This responsibility is like a big rock that weighs a ton. It bends and it twists them until finally it buries them under the ground.

Charles Bronson as Bernardo O'Reilly in The Magnificent Seven (1960)

6 You want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating Twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey.

Jake Gyllenhaal as Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko

7 Heavy, isn't it? -Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work, you can always hit him with it.

Jason Statham as Turkish in Snatch

8 There's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin, but they became fat. So when you look at them, you can sort of see that thin person inside.

Judd Nelson as John Bender in The Breakfast Club

9 Hey, wait a minute. I just got an idea. Look, as long as you're going anyway, why don't you sell your body to science? If they pay by the pound, she'll be left a millionaire!

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

10 Frosty, my boss, told me there's a big future in weight guessing.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk