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Norbit Quotes with Sound Clips

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The best quotes and funny one liners from Norbit (2007 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Eddie Murphy (Norbit / Rasputia/ Hangten Wong), Thandie Newton (Kate Thomas), Terry Crews (Big Black Jack)

3 more actors, Eddie Griffin (Pope Sweet Jesus), Marlon Wayans (Buster), Katt Williams (Lord Have Mercy)

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1 We don't even have an attic. -Well, then you build a damn attic, then! And then clean it!

— Norbit (Eddie Murphy), Rasputia (Eddie Murphy)

2 You stupid orphan! Nobody want a bald orphan!

— Hangten Wong (Eddie Murphy)

3 Well, you know, you've been eating so much lately there's a very strong possibility that... The car is shrinking.

— Norbit (Eddie Murphy)

4 This place has not changed at all. -Oh, yeah. Some of this furniture's even come back in style.

— Norbit (Eddie Murphy)

5 What's the matter, boy? You sensing an earthquake or some other sort of natural disaster? Oh. That's just my... My wife.

— Hangten Wong (Eddie Murphy)

6 Yes. Wong very racist. I no like black. I no like Jew either. But black and Jew love Chinese food. Go figure.

— Hangten Wong (Eddie Murphy)

7 One, even though you're very ugly, you're very strong inside, like warrior.

— Hangten Wong (Eddie Murphy)

8 You listen to me. You very special to me. I love you like my own child, like boy child, not girl child.

— Hangten Wong (Eddie Murphy)

9 But you're naked. -Oh, that's just so she could see the various muscle groups as I go through the various routines.

— Buster (Marlon Wayans)

10 Excuse me, ma'am? We have a 300-pound weight limit.

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